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Diary of a Genial Black Man- Thoughts on a Birthday Late Night February 23, 2012It’s about 11:30 p.m. the night of my birthday. Birthdays are often a time of reflection, ruminating on the year and years before, wondering what is to come. This is one of those birthdays, and this is one of those times. I am now 32 years old. If you had asked me 10 years, 20 [...]
- 32 For 32: Wishes and Thoughts on the Next Year February 22, 2012Another year, another birthday. I enjoy birthdays, as my appreciation for gifts and food is a nice blanket to wrap myself in as I contemplate the past year on this planet. And that usually includes breakfast with friends, the Chicago Auto Show, birthday cake and pizza with family, and a 3-week bender of cookies and [...]
- That’s a Bony Behind February 20, 2012No bones about it. SOMEONE needs a Booty Pop!
- Other Nicknames for Jeremy Lin February 16, 2012Lin City Linticular Lens Lint Refuse Lin Lin Blossoms Lin Cup Holiday Lin Living Lingle (“In a basketball kind of world, I’m glad Lin’s got my bros”) Next of Lin Linkerbocker BreakLin 2: Electric BoogaLin Lin and Tonic iLin! Linp Bizkit Lincraft Linny and the Jets Lin Inch Nails Holiday Lin Express (“I’m feeling baller [.. […]
- Stop the ’90s Music Greed Revival February 15, 2012Late Valentine’s Day night, I stumbled upon The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Leno held up an album cover with the words “The Cranberries”* on it. “Wow,” I thought, “The Cranberries must have a new album out.” And then I sighed internally, “The Cranberries have a new album out.” And they did. And they perf […]
- Have a Classy Valentine’s Day from Hooters February 13, 2012Oh, Hooters. You’re assuming that 10 free wings will mend the pain of going to Hooters.
- Chili’s is Getting Stalkery February 13, 2012You can’t tell ME what to do, Chili’s! I am my OWN woman! MAN! I am a MAN!
- Leaked: SPIN Magazine’s 2012 Publishing Schedule February 11, 2012SPIN magazine is like that one literate friend that’s slightly behind the cultural curve: it’s well-written and has solid, varied reviews; and its cover stories are the equivalent of your mom discovering email. Good examples of this are their October 2011 cover story on Skrillex and dubstep (also known as The Soundtrack to Satan’s Bowel [.. […]
- For Amber Waves of Linens and Things February 9, 2012
- The “REALLY?” of Douchebags February 6, 2012Ed Hardy merchandise is out of control. Water, car seat covers, wine, laptop bags, luggage, shoes, other crap: you can find just about anything to fit your a-hole lifestyle, now at discount prices! They WANT you to buy it, and I weep for us all. Let’s get this over with. Block out the harsh sun [...]
- Thoughts on a Birthday Late Night February 23, 2012
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