Genial Black Man Goes to Spencer’s Gifts

So one day I decided to kill some time and a few brain cells. How? By entering Spencer’s Gifts:

One thought came to mind:

“I immediately regret this decision.”

This validated my fear:

Juggalo headgear!

Zounds and Zubaz! Where’s my pickup truck and rebel flag?!

I don’t recall the events following this picture. I DO remember waking up in a Dumpster behind Paradise Valley Mall. It was nighttime. And it was so disorienting. And shameful. Much like a trip to Spencer’s Gifts.

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By Trevor, on October 18, 2011 at 5:09 am, under dating, entertainment, film, humor, life, love, politics, society. Tags: icp fan, icp\, insane clown posse, insane clown posse fan, juggalo, juggalo clothes, juggalo fan, juggalo gear, juggalo hat, mission accomplished, mission accomplished hat, onesie, osama hat, pickup truck, rebel flag, spencers gifts, vulgar onesie, zubaz. 5 Comments

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Deborah the Closet Monster On October 18, 2011 at 5:48 pm
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OK, so I was imagining some horrifying stuff when I read the post without pictures earlier.

Can I please, please scrub my brain of this now? Pretty please?
etomczyk On October 24, 2011 at 2:47 am
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Well, Genial Black Man, I chuckled a few times at your post and a few of the others you’ve written. I like you style. Welcome. It’s good to have another witty diarist on board.
http://www.howthehelldidienduphere.wordpress.com
- Trevor On October 24, 2011 at 2:49 am
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  Thank you!

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