You can’t tell ME what to do, Chili’s! I am my OWN woman! MAN! I am a MAN!
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Diary of a Genial Black Man- Diary of a Genial Black Man’s Celebrity Advice Column: Featuring Chris Brown (NSFW) May 31, 2012The world is a tumultuous place to live, filled with encounters that make our daily lives a challenge to navigate. And we all have questions about how to approach our unique trials. So who better to offer their two cents on how to live life than someone that dares it to “try to be on my [...]
- Larry the Cable Guy Endorses Shitty Products May 30, 2012Exhibits G & H: “GIT ER FAT!” (Found at Dollar Tree)
- Shopping While Black May 26, 2012Like many television viewers, I’ve become addicted to the show Mad Men. The retro-themed show, the chronicles of mysterious marketing advertiser Don Draper 1960s New York City, is steeped in the themes of the time: the attitudes toward women and minorities; the evolution of traditional family values; and the rise of Civil Rights. It’s entertainin […]
- Check out my Brother’s Kickstarter! May 26, 2012I rarely use this blog to pimp other’s work, but it’s a special case for a special guy. My brother, Steve, is trying to get funding to create an animated sitcom through Kickstarter. The aforementioned cartoon, It Takes a Village, stars a black family in the Chicago suburbs. It has roots in our childhood experiences [...]
- Songs for an Airport May 24, 2012Flying sucks. Let’s just get that out of the way right now. Though airlines are gouging customers in every way possible, airplane travel is still a fast and relatively affordable way to cross the country. (Old-timey settlers would envy the ability to fly over the prairies of the Midwest and avoid dysentery and those crazy Injuns!) Still, [...]
- The EXPLOSIVE Commercial for BROS May 17, 2012BROS. Bros. It’s time to get reintroduced to that sweet sugar water that’s NOT for women, bros. CRUSH that shit, Bro-lgers Coffee. CRUSH the SHIT out of that shit.
- Editorial: HBO’s “Girls” May 16, 2012For a show that premiered to 1.1 million viewers (“mediocre ratings”) and recently averaged around 750,000 viewers (according to traditional media resource), HBO’s Girls is the critical darling and/or bulls-eye target for nearly every print and digital publication. (This could be because it’s really getting about an average of 4.5 mil […]
- Happy Mother’s Day From Hooters! May 13, 2012But are moms supposed to objectify the chicken wings before eating them–like “aren’t YOU a fine piece of hrr hrr hrr…”?
- The “Oh, I Give Up” of Douchebags May 12, 2012Ed Hardy products, you’ve made me give up on life. After all, you’ve pumped out such crap as all this shit, water, car seat covers, wine, laptop bags, luggage, shoes, other crap and more crap and bags of crap. And now you’ve left me stumped as to whatever the hell this is: And then these SHOES! Is the wearer supposed to leave [...]
- Pimp Grill! May 10, 2012The original and “playa approved.” How does this make YOU feel, Lena Dunham of HBO’s Girls? Yeah, me too, Bored Lena Dunham. Me too.
- Diary of a Genial Black Man’s Celebrity Advice Column: Featuring Chris Brown (NSFW) May 31, 2012
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