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Dane Cook, 20 Minutes!

February 24, 2012 – 7:04 pm

Never mind the fact that Dane Cook has NOTHING to do with this entry-level sales job: what the FUCK IS THIS? Are sales companies getting so desperate for candidates that they feel they have to grab job-seekers by name-checking popular (and bad) comedians? And what does “20 minutes” mean? 20 minutes until you realize that you’ve wasted that amount of time on this job ad? 20 minutes until you’ve gouged out your ear drums and eyes to avoid Cook’s hackneyed comedy?

I just… I… UGH.

By Trevor | Posted in culture, entertainment, film, humor, life, movies, society, travel | Also tagged careerbuilder, comedy, dane cook, job, job seeker, sales | Comments (0)

What’s In Your TV? (April 2010)

April 16, 2010 – 6:43 pm

A few years ago, satirical newspaper/website The Onion had a feature of made-up television shows on established TV networks, with titles that could easily pass for respective television shows on said network.

In an ongoing effort to test the limits to what I can do on this blog, I’ll occasionally make one of my own:

(Larger version can be found HERE.)

By Trevor | Posted in Uncategorized | Also tagged abc, america's funniest videos, america's home videos, americas got talent, americas most wanted, apartment, athlete, attention, bag girls club, band of brothers, bitch, booze, bravo, broad, broads, buffet, cake boss, canine, career, career suicide, chess, chess club, chinese buffet, cnn, compton, crash, criminal intent, cuba gooding jr, dance your ass off, dancing with the stars, desperate housewives, detective, disorder, dog, espn, fat, fat people, fox, fox & friends, fox and friends, fox news, give the dickens, glee, greek, greek porn, group, happening now, hbo, high school, houseslaves, hyperbole, i didnt know i was pregnant, inside the actors studio, internet, janice dickinson, jay leno, kate gosselin, larry king, larry king live, law and order, little people, lost, lust, mental, mental disorder, midget, midgets, millionaire matchmaker, MINISERIES, monk, nbc, nfl live, outside the lines, oxygen, padded room, pardon the interruption, pedophile, pedophiles, people, police, porn, porn actor, princess, princesses, pti, racist, real housewives, real time with bill maher, redneck, roid, seth mcfarlane, situation room, six million dollar man, so you think you can dance, sociopath, sparticus, spay, sports center, sportscenter, starz, stupid, suicide, the bachelor, the oreilly factor, the pacific, tlc, toddlers and tiaras, top chef, tori and dean, tori spelling, true blood, usa, vampire, victim, video, welfare, westminster, westminster dog show, what not to wear, white, whitest people, women, world war, world war II, wwe | Comments (0)

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