(AKA: This concept made me laugh, so actual humor is not guaranteed.)
- Extolling the fitness benefits of pole dancing to a young Miley Cyrus on the set of Hannah Montana
- Inspiring then-boyfriend Lance Armstrong to create a second set of charity wrist bracelets, CHEATSTRONG.
- Acting like she disliked 30 Rock character Liz Lemon during her guest appearance
- Consulting actor/comedian Paul Reiser for lyrical inspiration for the upcoming Diner Broadway musical
- Realizing that her foreword for the book Crazy Sexy Cancer Tips was not for the book Tips for Crazy Sexy Cancer
- Being at least two degrees of separation from former politician John Edwards
- Telling then-boyfriend Owen Wilson that his nose is “just the right size”
- Entertaining Kid Rock’s entrepreneurial and political ideas
- Advising friend Anderson Cooper that having secrets makes you mysterious
- Having anything to do with the TV show Cop Rock
- Not warning people that the song “If It Makes You Happy” should be limited to activities not involving psychotropic drugs
- Switching Michael Jackson’s prosthetic noses as an ill-advised prank
- Instigating the destruction at Woodstock ’99 after taking Limp Bizkit’s lyrics for “Break Stuff” too literally
