Shouldn’t Have Been Married (in the style of “Let’s Get Married” by Jagged Edge)

With all the craziness in the world, I’ve strangely found some much-needed enjoyment in writing parody songs — something that I used to dabble in more frequently. And I was inspired to write this one based on the original material (a man getting married for seemingly terrible reasons) and how that relationship would pan out… Read More Shouldn’t Have Been Married (in the style of “Let’s Get Married” by Jagged Edge)

“Babadook” (to the tune of “Lollipop” by Chordettes)

  Babadook Babadook Oh Baba Baba Baba Babadook Babadook Oh Baba Baba Baba Babadook Babadook Oh Baba Baba Baba Babadook *Dooooook*(2x) Call my baby Babadook Tell you best ‘Cause he’s more assured than Kanye West And when he shimmies across the ceiling Then I’ve got that tingly feeling I call him Babadook Babadook Oh Baba… Read More “Babadook” (to the tune of “Lollipop” by Chordettes)

Future Trump White House Guests

Death A plate of ribs from Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar and Grill The comedy stylings of Mike Huckabee The Shit Demon from “Dogma” Billy Bob, the Showbiz Pizza bear Chthulu Carlos Mencia The General Lee car from “Dukes of Hazzard” The bones of Al Jolson Kendall Jenner