Dick pic enhancer Cracked iPhone screen Emojis that garner the respect of your elders Photos app component that limits baby pic posts to social media Spellcheck option that changes racist statements to “Let’s leave identity politics out of this.” AirPods cleaner AirPods Next-gen Siri that gently whispers “It’s all going to be okay” in times… Read More Features Cut From iPhone 8/8 Plus
Re-enacting the 1968 Olympics Black Power salute (by Tommie Smith and John Carlos) at Wal-Mart Photoshopping herself into the episode of “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” (in blackface, naturally) where Will’s deadbeat dad (played by Ben Vereen) comes back Rolling out a wagon of fake fat at SoulCycle Casually watching the “Roots” miniseries at a Best… Read More Future Ways Taylor Swift Will Co-Opt Black Culture
Got a bone to pick, an itch to scratch, or an acre to wise? Create a petition! Some wiseacre, “Darnell Watkins,” used Change.org to solicit signatures to get a statue of Donald J. Trump, the second President of the Confederate States of America, to be created. And “Darnell Watkins,” dashing rogue with indelible wit and… Read More Let’s Build a Statue of Confederate President Trump!
The Whitest House: What if Donald Trump evicted all of the White House staff of color and thought, “NOW it’s good. Real good.”? MuSlimShady: What if Muslims invented rap music, and then white Americans said, “This is ours now?” Confessions: R&B star Usher goes door-to-door across the U.S., telling everyone that he has herpes Transcendental:… Read More MORE Future HBO Shows
Jeffrey Tambor in “Transparent” needs to take off the wig and makeup Uggos can’t wash cars in short-shorts Lesbians can no longer host daytime talk shows No more black men in porn films Elimination of all U.S. chapters of the “Itty Bitty Titty Committee” Women are barred from getting their periods Mexicans not wearing giant… Read More More Trump Bans Via Twitter