A DAD’S NOMINATION TO WATCH THE KIDS: A MRA MILESTONE?

Fifty years from now, as the MRA movement reflects back on MacKenzie’s paternity, masculinity, and choices, we hope his legacy will be seen with clearer eyes: not as progressive but as his bros’ The Godfather: Part III. We’ll hang our heads and think, “we were there when” we let our bro, who killed thousands of fuckable pussies, be called a good dad to boot.… Read More A DAD’S NOMINATION TO WATCH THE KIDS: A MRA MILESTONE?

Genial Black Man Learns WhereWhitePeopleMeet!

With technology bringing global cultures closer together, it is only natural to accept the inevitable meshing of disparate peoples into one beautiful, colorful afghan. People of all colors erotically melting together into a primordial goo of knotted bodies that would make a United Colors of Benetton ad look as chaste as a, well, United Colors… Read More Genial Black Man Learns WhereWhitePeopleMeet!

Donald Trump is the GOP’s Iggy Azalea

Bear with me on this! Here’s my very flawed hypothesis as to why: Hair: Unnaturally blond, possibly plucked from Barbie dolls Skin: Hues not existing in God’s Crayola box Resting Face: Consistently pissy Appropriation: Donald: Lowest-of-the-low racist, homophobic, sexist populism of right-wing party and voters Iggy: Black American culture (dress, voice, attitude) Public performance aptitude: Donald Iggy… Read More Donald Trump is the GOP’s Iggy Azalea