Death A plate of ribs from Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar and Grill The comedy stylings of Mike Huckabee The Shit Demon from “Dogma” Billy Bob, the Showbiz Pizza bear Chthulu Carlos Mencia The General Lee car from “Dukes of Hazzard” The bones of Al Jolson Kendall Jenner
While walking back from the local laundromat in my San Francisco neighborhood this morning, I ran across an elderly white woman and her two (unleashed) dogs. (Please, please leash your dogs, people.) Said lady was oblivious to the world — including me and her dogs — as I passed by. But heading in the opposite direction… Read More Here’s Why This Black Person is Pissed
Last week was another one for the history books (should there be books in our future), what with Trump’s travel ban rankling the feathers of the country’s immigrants, refugees, and sane people. Protests broke out in airports nationwide, and many more took to the internet to complain.… Read More “What am I supposed to do?!?” Do SOMETHING.
This past Martin Luther King Jr. Day, the eve of the “National Day of Patriotic Devotion” (i.e., the Beginning of the End), I went on a hike in Lands End in San Francisco. I wanted to get back into nature, as I had not been on a hike in the 2 years I’ve lived in… Read More What Am I Supposed To Do?!?
Saying they have a black friend Dogs Cats Pet rescuing Cauliflower Brussel Sprouts Riced vegetables Trader Joe’s Whole Foods Poke Touching black people’s hair Mission-based activities Upward mobility Netflix Cable prestige television Storytelling Storytelling podcasts True crime as entertainment Black music Complaining about rap music misogyny The ability to say the n-word Ride-sharing services Brunch… Read More LIST: Things Liberals Value More Than Black Lives
Got this in the mail and was immediately excited. FINALLY, no more racism! No more police violence! Ignorant whites will see color! “Evolutionists?” I have a bad feeling about this. FUCK! “Something special begins at sunset each Friday evening?” Something sexy? C’mon, sexy! Don’t be something… FUCK! I guess we’re not celebrating diversity after all.… Read More How to Really Celebrate Diversity