With technology bringing global cultures closer together, it is only natural to accept the inevitable meshing of disparate peoples into one beautiful, colorful afghan. People of all colors erotically melting together into a primordial goo of knotted bodies that would make a United Colors of Benetton ad look as chaste as a, well, United Colors… Read More Genial Black Man Learns WhereWhitePeopleMeet!
A Smiling Selfie (non-perspiring and non-sunburned) Enjoying your favorite outdoor activity (not burned by the Great Bomb of 2097) Candid shot of you and your friends (inter-terrestrial sets of friends highly encouraged) Doing a yoga pose (preferably not touching the acidic ground) With your dog (one with its original flesh and fur) Jumping in the… Read More Best Dating Profile Pic Ideas for 2112
Too full from breakfast Hasn’t used previous D Not on brand Wants to see “Hamilton” first Took some bad D at Sasquatch! “Too rich” The line is too long Over it Does not spark joy The asshole it’s attached to
Bear with me on this! Here’s my very flawed hypothesis as to why: Hair: Unnaturally blond, possibly plucked from Barbie dolls Skin: Hues not existing in God’s Crayola box Resting Face: Consistently pissy Appropriation: Donald: Lowest-of-the-low racist, homophobic, sexist populism of right-wing party and voters Iggy: Black American culture (dress, voice, attitude) Public performance aptitude: Donald Iggy… Read More Donald Trump is the GOP’s Iggy Azalea
RACE February 12, 2016 6:66 p.m. Having an Insane Surgeon Dad Makes You More Likely to Support Ben Carson By Genial Black Man Follow @Genial Black Man A remarkable phenomenon of the current presidential race is that, among Republicans, Dr. Ben Carson has less support among sane people — ages 18 to 112 — than among insane people, who poll firmly in his favor. Sane people are currently… Read More Having an Insane Surgeon Dad Makes You More Likely to Support Ben Carson
Another year is almost dead and buried (like Bill Cosby’s career, AMIRITE?), and with that comes an existential reflection on the past 364 days and the shit that needs to not follow into 2016. Also, with the need for companies and people to feed the always-hungry internet beast with the content it craves for sustenance,… Read More Bye, 2015
With Thanksgiving around the corner, tensions are high — and NOT because of preparing food. Family dinner is often a pressure cooker of differing political and religious beliefs, and conversation is stifled to the point of blowing the cooker lid. And when it does, UH OH! Not sure what to expect when attending your (or… Read More Which Thanksgiving Guest Are YOU? A Quiz