Genial Black Man Learns WhereWhitePeopleMeet!

With technology bringing global cultures closer together, it is only natural to accept the inevitable meshing of disparate peoples into one beautiful, colorful afghan. People of all colors erotically melting together into a primordial goo of knotted bodies that would make a United Colors of Benetton ad look as chaste as a, well, United Colors… Read More Genial Black Man Learns WhereWhitePeopleMeet!

Donald Trump is the GOP’s Iggy Azalea

Bear with me on this! Here’s my very flawed hypothesis as to why: Hair: Unnaturally blond, possibly plucked from Barbie dolls Skin: Hues not existing in God’s Crayola box Resting Face: Consistently pissy Appropriation: Donald: Lowest-of-the-low racist, homophobic, sexist populism of right-wing party and voters Iggy: Black American culture (dress, voice, attitude) Public performance aptitude: Donald Iggy… Read More Donald Trump is the GOP’s Iggy Azalea

Having an Insane Surgeon Dad Makes You More Likely to Support Ben Carson

RACE February 12, 2016 6:66 p.m. Having an Insane Surgeon Dad Makes You More Likely to Support Ben Carson By Genial Black Man Follow @Genial Black Man A remarkable phenomenon of the current presidential race is that, among Republicans, Dr. Ben Carson has less support among sane people — ages 18 to 112 — than among insane people, who poll firmly in his favor. Sane people are currently… Read More Having an Insane Surgeon Dad Makes You More Likely to Support Ben Carson

Bye, 2015

Another year is almost dead and buried (like Bill Cosby’s career, AMIRITE?), and with that comes an existential reflection on the past 364 days and the shit that needs to not follow into 2016. Also, with the need for companies and people to feed the always-hungry internet beast with the content it craves for sustenance,… Read More Bye, 2015