Williams’ words affected me more than how cultural appropriation is displayed on a macro level. On a personal tip, I’ve seen how people view me through my entertainment choices, as well as my manner of speech and dress. … Read More Appropriation and Shame
Get dad the gift of the tome of a creepy, predatory dad! Or don’t. Actually, don’t.
Fifty years from now, as the MRA movement reflects back on MacKenzie’s paternity, masculinity, and choices, we hope his legacy will be seen with clearer eyes: not as progressive but as his bros’ The Godfather: Part III. We’ll hang our heads and think, “we were there when” we let our bro, who killed thousands of fuckable pussies, be called a good dad to boot.… Read More A DAD’S NOMINATION TO WATCH THE KIDS: A MRA MILESTONE?
With technology bringing global cultures closer together, it is only natural to accept the inevitable meshing of disparate peoples into one beautiful, colorful afghan. People of all colors erotically melting together into a primordial goo of knotted bodies that would make a United Colors of Benetton ad look as chaste as a, well, United Colors… Read More Genial Black Man Learns WhereWhitePeopleMeet!
A Smiling Selfie (non-perspiring and non-sunburned) Enjoying your favorite outdoor activity (not burned by the Great Bomb of 2097) Candid shot of you and your friends (inter-terrestrial sets of friends highly encouraged) Doing a yoga pose (preferably not touching the acidic ground) With your dog (one with its original flesh and fur) Jumping in the… Read More Best Dating Profile Pic Ideas for 2112
Too full from breakfast Hasn’t used previous D Not on brand Wants to see “Hamilton” first Took some bad D at Sasquatch! “Too rich” The line is too long Over it Does not spark joy The asshole it’s attached to
Bear with me on this! Here’s my very flawed hypothesis as to why: Hair: Unnaturally blond, possibly plucked from Barbie dolls Skin: Hues not existing in God’s Crayola box Resting Face: Consistently pissy Appropriation: Donald: Lowest-of-the-low racist, homophobic, sexist populism of right-wing party and voters Iggy: Black American culture (dress, voice, attitude) Public performance aptitude: Donald Iggy… Read More Donald Trump is the GOP’s Iggy Azalea