The Whitest House: What if Donald Trump evicted all of the White House staff of color and thought, “NOW it’s good. Real good.”? MuSlimShady: What if Muslims invented rap music, and then white Americans said, “This is ours now?” Confessions: R&B star Usher goes door-to-door across the U.S., telling everyone that he has herpes Transcendental:… Read More MORE Future HBO Shows
Jeffrey Tambor in “Transparent” needs to take off the wig and makeup Uggos can’t wash cars in short-shorts Lesbians can no longer host daytime talk shows No more black men in porn films Elimination of all U.S. chapters of the “Itty Bitty Titty Committee” Women are barred from getting their periods Mexicans not wearing giant… Read More More Trump Bans Via Twitter
Chinese Massacre: What if white Americans still treated Chinese immigrants like shit? Vickland: a modern-day vision of America if Michael Vick was still allowed to run a dogfighting ring Drumpf: Donald Trump is raised in a loving environment and is a good boy who never becomes president Well Actually: The Internet© is still restricted to government… Read More Future HBO Shows
With all the craziness in the world, I’ve strangely found some much-needed enjoyment in writing parody songs — something that I used to dabble in more frequently. And I was inspired to write this one based on the original material (a man getting married for seemingly terrible reasons) and how that relationship would pan out… Read More Shouldn’t Have Been Married (in the style of “Let’s Get Married” by Jagged Edge)
Babadook Babadook Oh Baba Baba Baba Babadook Babadook Oh Baba Baba Baba Babadook Babadook Oh Baba Baba Baba Babadook *Dooooook*(2x) Call my baby Babadook Tell you best ‘Cause he’s more assured than Kanye West And when he shimmies across the ceiling Then I’ve got that tingly feeling I call him Babadook Babadook Oh Baba… Read More “Babadook” (to the tune of “Lollipop” by Chordettes)
Death A plate of ribs from Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar and Grill The comedy stylings of Mike Huckabee The Shit Demon from “Dogma” Billy Bob, the Showbiz Pizza bear Chthulu Carlos Mencia The General Lee car from “Dukes of Hazzard” The bones of Al Jolson Kendall Jenner
