Because our forefathers gave us the right to bear arms, why not buy them at discount prices? Thank out lucky stars for that democratic right!
Oh, sweet land of liberty.
And when that interest-only loan puts you in foreclosure, where else can you hock things to buy a big screen TV and PlayStation 3?
The Chandler Pawn Center: Because you can always own one more glock.
(Thank You For Not Smoking.)