The Water of Douchebags

Hey trendsetters! Tired of drinking that expensive bottled water that only everyone on the planet buys from the supermarket? Want to pump your palette with the designer prestige and tackiness of the fashionable elite and assholes? Then sit your dumb asses down, because you will faint from the garishness and overinflated ego condensed into this easy-to-consume product:

Yes, the Ed Hardy brand now comes in water form! It’s the perfect compliment to your Ed Hardy t-shirts, pants, duvets and coffee table coasters!

For the man who wants to display his sheep mentality and acute colorblindness, you can now chug the clear, crisp taste of douchebaggery! Make everyone in the club jealous of your high-priced extensions of a false lifestyle by slamming a bottle of Ed Hardy down your throat! And nothing says classy to the ladies like spraying Ed Hardy Water all over their white t-shirts like it’s Spring Break ’06 all over again!

Ed Hardy Water: It’s got that upstate prison flavor that will keep you ugly all night long! Gazizza, my dillsnoofus!


15 thoughts on “The Water of Douchebags

  1. lol your such a fucking hater, why does it bother you so much, get a life & try to focus on something that will benefit your life. I’m sure there fine sippin champagne on there yacht while you whine like a bitch, GET A LIFE LOLOL


  2. I’ve been searching in google for some new ideas and fortuitously found this site. I feel that you are a specialist at your occupation! I am going to launch a website soon, and your information will be very useful for me. Thank you for all your help and wishing you the success in your business.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s