I was driving in metro Phoenix and saw this political sign:
I hope his platform is pro smack-it-up-flip it-rub-it-down (oh no!), with this little ditty as his campaign song:
When the Assman’s testifyin’
Pancake-ass lovers believe
He can sell you on that ghetto butt
A derriere to please.
Assman, oh Assman…
And lo on the day of his election, the flag of his family crest will fly high:
* The sign is actually for U.S. Senate hopeful Rodney Glassman. I thought the sign’s perspective was amusing.