Finally, a Politician I Can Get Behind*

I was driving in metro Phoenix and saw this political sign:

I hope his platform is pro smack-it-up-flip it-rub-it-down (oh no!), with this little ditty as his campaign song:

When the Assman’s testifyin’
Pancake-ass lovers believe
He can sell you on that ghetto butt
A derriere to please.

Assman, oh Assman…

And lo on the day of his election, the flag of his family crest will fly high:

* The sign is actually for U.S. Senate hopeful Rodney Glassman. I thought the sign’s perspective was amusing.


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