…in your hotel without his wallet, he may unleash a cocaine- and whiskey-fueled tirade that involves broken hotel room furniture and chandeliers. He may be naked.
Oh, and check the closets. There may be a naked hooker in there fearing for her life.
Coincidentally, fans of actress Denise Richards may find her in the same hotel. Get your 8×10 pictures of her as Dr. Christmas Jones ready for autographs!