The Laptop Bag of Douchebags

Do you fancy Jersey Shore as a lifestyle to aspire to? Need to show off your douchebaggery that accessorizes with your shirt, water, car seat or wine?  Are you an ass-tastic dickface with a computer that fears being called a nerd or intelligent? Well, Christian Audigier’s Ed Hardy line of lifestyle products has the product for YOU!

Presenting:

When people see you with your Ed Hardy laptop bag, they know you mean business. The gaudy tiger on the front praying for sweet death shows that you are more likely using your computer for surfing porn and AdultFriendFinder.com than something geeky like negotiating international business deals or homework. Your coked-up, sociopathic friends won’t tease you about being a brain or call you a fag if your laptop is enclosed in the tasteless glitz of the Ed Hardy laptop bag. The only way your laptop would be more stylin’ would be if it had spiked hair, washboard abs and numerous viruses.

The Ed Hardy laptop bag: for the closeted, worthless asshole with work to do!

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