Like Guns? Like a Roof Over Your Head?

WELL, a proprietor in Chandler, Arizona, has a proposition for YOU!

For you cowboys and buckaroos that treasure the necessities in life, what better way to personify your phallic lust for firearms than protection from the elements with a rustic theme? And where else can you rope yourself a six-shooter within footsteps of your bed?

Don’t let the fancypants blacktop paving fool you; this is an establishment of traditional values!

So the next time you’re scrappin’ for lodging to lay your hat after a day on the dusty trails of suburban Phoenix, then clank your spurs on down to the Chandler Gun-Shop Apartments! Buy yourself a glock and a good night’s sleep!

Right across the street from:

Your guns and lodging within walking distance!

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