The Cornucopia of Douchebags

I’ve harped about the Water, Car Seat Covers, Wine, Laptop Bags and Luggage of Douchebags in the past 2 years. And apparently Ed Hardy absorption into the mainstream has reached critical mass, because there are now goods in nearly every area of consumer goods for your douchebaggery!

Behold:

The Flip-Flops of Douchebags!

The Knock-Arounds of Douchebags!


The Outerwear of Douchebags!

And the Sun Visor of Douchebags!

I fear that Ed Hardy’s proliferation of pop culture will not be complete until there is an Ed Hardy clothing sex tape — two Ed Hardy fashion items literally having sex. Then, and only then, will the Kardashians have a legitimate challenger to the “most useless use of celebrity” crown. FEAR THAT DAY.

13 thoughts on “The Cornucopia of Douchebags”

  2. Most excellent. I am thankful for Ed Hardy clothing if only to allow me to spot a douchebag from a few hundred yards away. I suppose this also allows fellow douchebags to be able to spot eachother in large crowds and the like. Great post. Great blog too.

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  8. As you do this, choose which genre you’re targeting – love, suspense, horror, science fiction. We looks at every man who shows interest as that potential mate. Paul Dobransky created a system, loosely based on Moore’s categories, known as KWML.

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