Ed Hardy merchandise is out of control. Water, car seat covers, wine, laptop bags, luggage, shoes, other crap: you can find just about anything to fit your a-hole lifestyle, now at discount prices! They WANT you to buy it, and I weep for us all.
Let’s get this over with.
Block out the harsh sun rays AND scare your kids early!
The panther face on the crouch won’t be the only thing that makes your romantic partner laugh.
Pairs well with business slacks for corporate wear.
It’s like a harness that contains your douchebaggery.
Tip Human Resources off on who will be attending the sexual harassment seminar!