How Will Golden Corral Follow the Chocolate Waterfall?

How can they can top THIS health-code violation juggernaut?

  • Deep-Fried Salad!
  • All-You-Can-Eat Chicken Skin
  • Bacon Confetti Drop Booth
  • Life-Sized Communal Gingerbread Men
  • Pizza Juice Fountain
  • Green Bean and Chocolate Pudding Casserole
  • Corral-Sized Shrimp Cocktail Parfaits
  • Self-Serve Pancake Station (including new menu items like all-you-can-eat hot wings and ranch dressing)
  • World’s Largest Shared Cupcake
  • The Peanut-Butter-and-Jelly Hot Tub
  • The Bacon-and-Eggs Ball Pit
  • Human-Sized Beef Legs
  • Family-Style Regurgitating Food Chew
  • Gravy Flashdance Shower
  • The Golden Corral Creamery Ice Cream Swimming Pool
  • Organic Grass-Fed, Locally-Sourced Horse Penis
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