In the great digital rough,
There is the internet
And a collective tough,
And a picture of…
And there were morons dressed as George Zimmerman and Trayvon Martin
And a title causing obscene for the Town of Bean
And Guy Fieri fought his hairdresser in a measurement of peen.
Goodnight brown-painted Julianne Hough
Goodnight spite and the collective tough
Goodnight racists and goodnight satanists
Goodnight Chris Brown and goodnight Georgetown
Goodnight title and goodnight obscene
Goodnight Red Sox
And goodnight Guy Fieri, hairdresser, and measured peen
Goodnight celebrity creeps!