Abandoned “Sex Box” Knock-offs

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The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away; “Sex Box”, the potential Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup of television studio voyeurism and fucking, is no more.

When WE tv reheated the UK’s “Sex Box” for American consumption, the idea of a literal box being filled with sex was too racy to be done with the lurid looseness that shackles most basic cable. And at least one review agreed, noting that there was too much talking and not enough sexing — or peeping.  And sure enough, it was taken before its time to really turn up the filth.

But there was initial optimism for the show. It may not surprise you that several networks planned their own versions of “Sex Box” to cash in on the ghastly train. Uncovered in the Sony hack that was recently published on WikiLeaks, we have the first details of the proposed shows. It MAY surprise you that well-known Jason Statham sociologist “Arran” collaborated with macabre author “Elias” to bring these revelations to light.

Here are some excerpts:

Date 2014-08-07 07:34:42

From amy_pascal@spe.sony.com

To amy_pascal@spe.sony.com

amy: sex box wiil bee HUGE.. greenligght ideeea that camme to you inn a dreeam: coitus cube

On 8/7/14, 12:14 PM, “Lynton, Michael” >> wrote:>

coitus cube? we’re not going to let that CRazy bitch get the best of us… we need to trademark the following… Pussy pyramid, snatch sphere and cock container

On Oct 8, 2014, at 1:05 PM, “Weisberg, Jacob” wrote:>> >>

Michael, all of these sound great, especially Cock Container. The trick will be to have all the alphabet covered. And for that, may I offer Doink Dungeon and Pork Pontoon. Hope something works out.

Jacob

On Oct 8, 2014, at 3:55 PM, Barnes, Brooks wrote:

> supporter and advocate of pork pontoon— so glad to have heard about it. i think a t-phrased show would be great. tallywhacker tugboat. hope you manage to squeeze in some white horse rail rides.

XX brooks

> On Oct 8, 2014, at 4:09 PM, Deborah Needleman wrote:>

> Tallywhacker Tugboat???? We need to get in the game!!! Lets fasttrack Yank Yacht!!!!!!! Xx> >

Sent from my iPhone

On 10/9/14, 9:14 AM, “Lynton, Michael” >> wrote:>

jacob we need to talk about beating yank yacht to the punch… how about cunnilingus cruise? let’s hash it out over lunch>>>> On Oct 8, 2014, at 9:09 PM, Weisberg, Jacob wrote:

Needleman’s group is readying Yank Yacht – we got blown in its wake. See you tomorrow.

Date 2014-08-09 011:21:23

From amy_pascal@spe.sony.com

To amy_pascal@spe.sony.com

amy: forrrrgeet coitus cube….its time to pppull outt the bigg gunns….fuck fort.

What could have been.

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