10 Ways To Make Racism Relatable to Dickbags

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  • A Taylor Swift song about the prejudice suffered by her one black friend
  • James Cameron’s “Avatar” sequels are hamfisted allegories about brown cat people during the Civil Rights movement
  • A new Instagram feature where you can’t post a selfie or food pic until you watch the Eric Garner video in its entirety
  • Chris Pratt makes a profound statement about racism in an adorable way
  • Your one known gay friend/family member says, “Now you can accept people of color”
  • The Ice Bucket Challenge, but the water is replaced by the book “Roots” by Alex Haley
  • Jimmy Fallon makes a profound statement about racism in an adorable way
  • Louis C.K. launches a 60-minute tirade about why closeted bigotry by white people is the WORST
  • A reboot of “The Wire” focusing on racist Baltimore police officers getting the book thrown at them
  • Jesus, the ghost of Paul Walker, and the “Fast and the Furious” team race and crash cars of all colors

 

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