Donald Trump is the GOP’s Iggy Azalea


Bear with me on this!

Here’s my very flawed hypothesis as to why:

  • Hair: Unnaturally blond, possibly plucked from Barbie dolls
  • Skin: Hues not existing in God’s Crayola box
  • Resting Face: Consistently pissy
  • Appropriation:
    • Donald: Lowest-of-the-low racist, homophobic, sexist populism of right-wing party and voters
    • Iggy: Black American culture (dress, voice, attitude)
  • Public performance aptitude:
  • Likes:
  • Beefs:
    • Donald: Rosie O’Donnell, Megyn Kelly, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, ex-wives, LGBTs, Mexicans, Blacks, the disabled …
    • Iggy: Azealia Banks, Papa John’s, Macklemore, Snoop Dogg, LGBTs, Blacks
  • Inexplicable Shelf Life of Popularity:
    • Donald: 2015-2016
    • Iggy: 2014
  • Downfall:
    • Donald: Igniting second Civil War II
    • Iggy

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