10 Reasons She Does NOT Want the D

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  • Too full from breakfast
  • Hasn’t used previous D
  • Not on brand
  • Wants to see “Hamilton” first
  • Took some bad D at Sasquatch!
  • “Too rich”
  • The line is too long
  • Over it
  • Does not spark joy
  • The asshole it’s attached to
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