LIST: Things Liberals Value More Than Black Lives

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  • Saying they have a black friend
  • Dogs
  • Cats
  • Pet rescuing
  • Cauliflower
  • Brussel Sprouts
  • Riced vegetables
  • Trader Joe’s
  • Whole Foods
  • Poke
  • Touching black people’s hair
  • Mission-based activities
  • Upward mobility
  • Netflix
  • Cable prestige television
  • Storytelling
  • Storytelling podcasts
  • True crime as entertainment
  • Black music
  • Complaining about rap music misogyny
  • The ability to say the n-word
  • Ride-sharing services
  • Brunch
  • Telling blacks how to wear their haar
  • Bottomless mimosas
  • Bloody Mary bars
  • Telling blacks how to protest
  • Sports
  • Ironic sports
  • Comedy
  • Alternative comedy
  • Improv
  • Protest voting
  • Telling blacks how to vote
  • Independent movies
  • Documentary movies
  • Not putting blacks in most Hollywood produtions
  • Casting blacks as supporting characters
  • Money
  • Putting kids in “the best schools”
  • Dreadlocks
  • Streetwear
  • Cheap fashion
  • High-end fashion
  • Policing language
  • Policing manners
  • Policing fashion
  • The police
  • Being above fast food
  • Indulging in guilty pleasures
  • Black contributions to culture
  • Tesla cars
  • Gentrifying without calling it gentrifying
  • High-end cars
  • New restaurants
  • Mid-century furniture
  • Reclaimed wood
  • Antiques
  • Rustic decor
  • Plantations
  • Segregation without calling it segregation
  • Southern culture
  • Hip cities
  • Yoga
  • Sushi
  • Urban hikes
  • Theatre
  • Outdoor music festivals
  • Burning Man
  • Coachella
  • Sustainability
  • Shamefully admitting they’re “into black guys”
  • Organic food
  • Farmer’s markets
  • Hip neighborhoods
  • Live music
  • Road trips
  • High-end comfort food
  • Food trends
  • Taking pictures of yoga poses
  • High-end hotels
  • Vacations to third-world countries
  • Taking pictures with black children in third-world countries
  • Taking pictures of food
  • The “New York Times”
  • The “New Yorker”
  • Taking pictures at landmarks
  • Hiking
  • Taking pictures on hikes
  • Selfies
  • Bernie Sanders
  • Hillary Clinton, despite her flaws
  • Sounding smart
  • Not seeing color/being colorblind
  • Ignoring blacks in public
  • Ignoring black deaths
  • Vilifying black victims
  • Saying “all lives matter”
  • Saying black lives don’t matter
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