- Chinese Massacre: What if white Americans still treated Chinese immigrants like shit?
- Vickland: a modern-day vision of America if Michael Vick was still allowed to run a dogfighting ring
- Drumpf: Donald Trump is raised in a loving environment and is a good boy who never becomes president
- Well Actually: The Internet© is still restricted to government usage, and entitled men have to navigate the modern world
- Black and Moved: What if blacks just went back to Africa?
- A Woman Stoned: WIMMEN BE WITCHIN’!!!!!
- Sandy Hook: Maybe there shouldn’t be any more kids?