Features Cut From iPhone 8/8 Plus

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Image courtesy of Tomsguide.com
  • Dick pic enhancer
  • Cracked iPhone screen
  • Emojis that garner the respect of your elders
  • Photos app component that limits baby pic posts to social media
  • Spellcheck option that changes racist statements to “Let’s leave identity politics out of this.”
  • AirPods cleaner
  • AirPods
  • Next-gen Siri that gently whispers “It’s all going to be okay” in times of stress
  • Auto rosé wine-insert Instagram app
  • Complimentary U2 album download to complain about
  • A reason to upgrade from the iPhone 7/7 Plus
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