The Sluttiest Halloween Costumes to Ever Slut

Halloween is just around the corner, and the costumed masses will be out in full force. All Hallow’s Eve is coincidentally the time where women liberate their minds and most of their clothes, letting their freak flags fly and their bare skin shine. These brave patriots combine the virtues of poor humor and questionable taste, resulting in… Read More The Sluttiest Halloween Costumes to Ever Slut

Random Thoughts

With an ever-busy schedule and attempting a social life, blogging regularly is sometimes a chore. With a world of things happening, thoughts are as varied and scattered as whatever fake issue FOX News decides to blow up into a scandal. Therefore, in the spirit of brevity, I’ll be as concise as possible with the following:… Read More Random Thoughts

The Book of Statham: The Essence of Statham

Movie star, ex-footballer and sexual conquistador Jason Statham transcends mere categorization. His tough-as-nails persona is a front for his even tougher-as-more-nails inner psyche, crushing the emotional states of the world’s most intelligent minds with a mere thought of them being “tossers.” His machismo is enough to turn America’s red states gay; his sexual charisma whips… Read More The Book of Statham: The Essence of Statham