From the CNN.com U.S. page this afternoon: Nice to know that this insanity was held over from the weekend. Also, SOME of these stories could be related to each other.
A few years ago, satirical newspaper/website The Onion had a feature of made-up television shows on established TV networks, with titles that could easily pass for respective television shows on said network. In an ongoing effort to test the limits to what I can do on this blog, I’ll occasionally make one of my own: … Read More What’s In Your TV? (April 2010)
Hey there! It’s been awhile since we last had a chance to chat. Unfortunately, my plea fell on deaf ears, as your dogs have roamed free like the canine version of The Road Warrior. It’s not fun being chased like a human Beggin’ Strip, and I’m sure that you’d feel the same if the shoe… Read More Attention Negligent Dog Owners
MSN News, we need to talk. See… oh, this is so hard… MSN News, you know that I love you, right? You’ve always been there for me, delivering semi-informative articles flanked with maddening headlines that make me hate you. And yet for all of your cheesy shenanigans and attention whoring, I kept coming back to… Read More Stupid MSN News Headlines
Hey there! I know that the title of this may aggressive and harsh, and you might have a valid point. However, hurt feelings would suggest that you are indeed a negligent owner of a dog, and perhaps a grossly negligent one. Now, I like dogs. When properly trained, dogs can be loyal, gentle and fun… Read More Dear Grossly Negligent Dog Owners: