My politically ideological opposites, the Republican Party, is the dominant force in the Legislative branch of the American government, but they always want me to sign bills into law that are in their favor. Each day, they ask, “President Obama, how long have you been taking our shit today?” “Too damn long,” I’d reply. “You’ve… Read More “I’m 124 Bills Away From Republicans’ Begrudging Respect”
1. Spruce up your dirty talk with mentions of metadata and giving access to your top-secret files! They’ll pilfer your records in no time! 2. A little roleplaying goes a long way! Pretend to be a righteous American citizen breathlessly trusting their government and watch the sparks fly! 3. Be mindful of your partner’s emotional state. Make him/her… Read More Ten Sexy Secrets to Keep Your NSA Snitch!
On the morning of October 1, I woke up in an unfamiliar bed at my friend’s house in Southern Phoenix. A few day’s worth of clothes were next to me in a suitcase. Some of my essentials were locked in my car in front of the house. My books and other goods were in a… Read More My Year of Transition
Meetup.com knows my tastes SO well: I’ll confer with an expert. Oprah, do you think that I would join an anti-government cult that did not exist before Jan. 20, 2009? You know me well, Oprah. You know me well.
Movie star, ex-footballer and sexual conquistador Jason Statham transcends mere categorization. His tough-as-nails persona is a front for his even tougher-as-more-nails inner psyche, crushing the emotional states of the world’s most intelligent minds with a mere thought of them being “tossers.” His machismo is enough to turn America’s red states gay; his sexual charisma whips… Read More The Book of Statham: The Essence of Statham
In the April 2010 issue of Essence magazine, R&B singer and actress Jill Scott offered a commentary on why interracial dating — particularly that involving black men and white women — bothers her. As the magazine’s cover teased, Ms. Scott was so bothered by the pairing of two consenting adults in a emotional and physical… Read More Commentary: Genial Black Man Talks Things That Don’t Concern Him
There are legends, there are myths and then there is Jason Statham. The star of action franchises like The Transporter and Crank appears to be an invincible powerhouse of tenacity, brute strength and homoerotic machismo that could fuel 10 Top Gun movies. Most people know of him as an actor, former footballer and a man’s… Read More The Book of Statham