“I’m 124 Bills Away From Republicans’ Begrudging Respect”

My politically ideological opposites, the Republican Party, is the dominant force in the Legislative branch of the American government, but they always want me to sign bills into law that are in their favor. Each day, they ask, “President Obama, how long have you been taking our shit today?” “Too damn long,” I’d reply. “You’ve… Read More “I’m 124 Bills Away From Republicans’ Begrudging Respect”

Ten Sexy Secrets to Keep Your NSA Snitch!

1.       Spruce up your dirty talk with mentions of metadata and giving access to your top-secret files! They’ll pilfer your records in no time! 2.       A little roleplaying goes a long way! Pretend to be a righteous American citizen breathlessly trusting their government and watch the sparks fly! 3.       Be mindful of your partner’s emotional state. Make him/her… Read More Ten Sexy Secrets to Keep Your NSA Snitch!

The Book of Statham: The Essence of Statham

Movie star, ex-footballer and sexual conquistador Jason Statham transcends mere categorization. His tough-as-nails persona is a front for his even tougher-as-more-nails inner psyche, crushing the emotional states of the world’s most intelligent minds with a mere thought of them being “tossers.” His machismo is enough to turn America’s red states gay; his sexual charisma whips… Read More The Book of Statham: The Essence of Statham

Commentary: Genial Black Man Talks Things That Don’t Concern Him

In the April 2010 issue of Essence magazine, R&B singer and actress Jill Scott offered a commentary on why interracial dating — particularly that involving black men and white women — bothers her. As the magazine’s cover teased, Ms. Scott was so bothered by the pairing of two consenting adults in a emotional and physical… Read More Commentary: Genial Black Man Talks Things That Don’t Concern Him