Bring IHOP Home!

And shorten your lifespan with these heart palpatators! Mmm… you can smell the artery plaque hardening. (I bet the “Country Style” flavor includes a mini American flag toothpick to stab the omelet with.) If this is the “original” version, I bet the other flavors amp up the flavor–AND the death toll! Fuck it: this should… Read More Bring IHOP Home!