Category: humor
5 penis issues you shouldn’t ignore
Genial Black Man Goes to Spencer’s Gifts 5: 5pencer’s (NSFW)
It had been nine years since I set foot inside of a Spencer’s. Thoughts of tacky, misogynistic t-shirts and drinkware haunting my sleep. Casual racism in wearable form driving me to burn again. I needed to find the antitheses of gross consumerism. I found it in the Bay Area of Northern California. Or so I thought.… Read More Genial Black Man Goes to Spencer’s Gifts 5: 5pencer’s (NSFW)
What Prequel Will Come Next?
Prequels (television, movies, video games, books, nepo babies’ parents) are nothing new. And with properties like Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies and 1883 and 1923 (TV ancestors to cultural juggernaut Yellowstone) on the horizon or delighting your conservative parents, it’s only natural to wonder what prequels will come next. After all, Hollywood is creatively and morally empty, so it’s only a matter of time!… Read More What Prequel Will Come Next?
What dumb shit will Warner Bros. Discovery do next?
How To Tell I Find Something Funny
Here’s a handy guide to know if I truly find something funny. … Read More How To Tell I Find Something Funny
Mambo No. 69
(This timely song parody was written in March 2020, which was a time slightly different from These Uncertain Times™.) Ladies and gentlemen, this is Mambo 69 One, two, 69 Everybody in the car gonna see vagin’ In the back seat, squeaking to the meat beat Smells in the car that are not all that sweet… Read More Mambo No. 69
POLL: Guess Who’s Goin’ to Jail Tonight?
Creative Uses For Excess Face Masks!
With the COVID-19 pandemic receding in the minds of many Americans and vaccinations getting millions back out in the world, there is a new national nightmare on the horizon: WHAT DO WE DO WITH ALL OF THESE FACE MASKS?!?… Read More Creative Uses For Excess Face Masks!
Diary of a Genial Black Man 