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Marc Cenedella, founder of job-seeking website The Ladders, loves sending target emails every Monday. And every Monday is usually a gift of thirstiness that only a middle-aged man can provide when trying to be hip. Dude, I just met you. Are you outside of their window? Is there a restraining order? “A favor?” I barely… Read More Marc Cenedella is Thirsty
Get dad the gift of the tome of a creepy, predatory dad! Or don’t. Actually, don’t.
With technology bringing global cultures closer together, it is only natural to accept the inevitable meshing of disparate peoples into one beautiful, colorful afghan. People of all colors erotically melting together into a primordial goo of knotted bodies that would make a United Colors of Benetton ad look as chaste as a, well, United Colors… Read More Genial Black Man Learns WhereWhitePeopleMeet!
A Smiling Selfie (non-perspiring and non-sunburned) Enjoying your favorite outdoor activity (not burned by the Great Bomb of 2097) Candid shot of you and your friends (inter-terrestrial sets of friends highly encouraged) Doing a yoga pose (preferably not touching the acidic ground) With your dog (one with its original flesh and fur) Jumping in the… Read More Best Dating Profile Pic Ideas for 2112
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RACE February 12, 2016 6:66 p.m. Having an Insane Surgeon Dad Makes You More Likely to Support Ben Carson By Genial Black Man Follow @Genial Black Man A remarkable phenomenon of the current presidential race is that, among Republicans, Dr. Ben Carson has less support among sane people — ages 18 to 112 — than among insane people, who poll firmly in his favor. Sane people are currently… Read More Having an Insane Surgeon Dad Makes You More Likely to Support Ben Carson