Future Trump White House Guests

Death A plate of ribs from Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar and Grill The comedy stylings of Mike Huckabee The Shit Demon from “Dogma” Billy Bob, the Showbiz Pizza bear Chthulu Carlos Mencia The General Lee car from “Dukes of Hazzard” The bones of Al Jolson Kendall Jenner

Genial Black Man Learns WhereWhitePeopleMeet!

With technology bringing global cultures closer together, it is only natural to accept the inevitable meshing of disparate peoples into one beautiful, colorful afghan. People of all colors erotically melting together into a primordial goo of knotted bodies that would make a United Colors of Benetton ad look as chaste as a, well, United Colors… Read More Genial Black Man Learns WhereWhitePeopleMeet!

Having an Insane Surgeon Dad Makes You More Likely to Support Ben Carson

RACE February 12, 2016 6:66 p.m. Having an Insane Surgeon Dad Makes You More Likely to Support Ben Carson By Genial Black Man Follow @Genial Black Man A remarkable phenomenon of the current presidential race is that, among Republicans, Dr. Ben Carson has less support among sane people — ages 18 to 112 — than among insane people, who poll firmly in his favor. Sane people are currently… Read More Having an Insane Surgeon Dad Makes You More Likely to Support Ben Carson