With all the craziness in the world, I’ve strangely found some much-needed enjoyment in writing parody songs — something that I used to dabble in more frequently. And I was inspired to write this one based on the original material (a man getting married for seemingly terrible reasons) and how that relationship would pan out… Read More Shouldn’t Have Been Married (in the style of “Let’s Get Married” by Jagged Edge)
Babadook Babadook Oh Baba Baba Baba Babadook Babadook Oh Baba Baba Baba Babadook Babadook Oh Baba Baba Baba Babadook *Dooooook*(2x) Call my baby Babadook Tell you best ‘Cause he’s more assured than Kanye West And when he shimmies across the ceiling Then I’ve got that tingly feeling I call him Babadook Babadook Oh Baba… Read More “Babadook” (to the tune of “Lollipop” by Chordettes)
Death A plate of ribs from Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar and Grill The comedy stylings of Mike Huckabee The Shit Demon from “Dogma” Billy Bob, the Showbiz Pizza bear Chthulu Carlos Mencia The General Lee car from “Dukes of Hazzard” The bones of Al Jolson Kendall Jenner
Marc Cenedella, founder of job-seeking website The Ladders, loves sending target emails every Monday. And every Monday is usually a gift of thirstiness that only a middle-aged man can provide when trying to be hip. Dude, I just met you. Are you outside of their window? Is there a restraining order? “A favor?” I barely… Read More Marc Cenedella is Thirsty
Get dad the gift of the tome of a creepy, predatory dad! Or don’t. Actually, don’t.
With technology bringing global cultures closer together, it is only natural to accept the inevitable meshing of disparate peoples into one beautiful, colorful afghan. People of all colors erotically melting together into a primordial goo of knotted bodies that would make a United Colors of Benetton ad look as chaste as a, well, United Colors… Read More Genial Black Man Learns WhereWhitePeopleMeet!
A Smiling Selfie (non-perspiring and non-sunburned) Enjoying your favorite outdoor activity (not burned by the Great Bomb of 2097) Candid shot of you and your friends (inter-terrestrial sets of friends highly encouraged) Doing a yoga pose (preferably not touching the acidic ground) With your dog (one with its original flesh and fur) Jumping in the… Read More Best Dating Profile Pic Ideas for 2112