16 Titles for Alvin and the Chipmunks Sequels

With the baffling news recently that a new “Alvin and the Chipmunks” movie, “Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Chip”, the pun-tastic film series managed to outdo itself in the most baffling, lazy way possible. (“Road Chip”? C’mon.)  It’s hard to top subtitles like “The Squeakquel” and “Chipwrecked” in sheer carelessness, but I expected more. I… Read More 16 Titles for Alvin and the Chipmunks Sequels

BREAKING: Millions Make Mundane Ben Affleck Jokes

THE INTERNET–Millions of uninspired internet users took to social media Thursday to comment on the news that actor/director Ben Affleck was cast as Batman  in the sequel to the superhero movie Man of Steel. The tiresome troglodytes hammered out repetitious attempts at humor–most likely with their knuckles–in an effort to prove once more that idiots… Read More BREAKING: Millions Make Mundane Ben Affleck Jokes

Supreme Court Rules that Americans are “Idiots”

WASHINGTON–In a landmark ruling, the Supreme Court denied the citizens of the United States of America’s appeal to not be considered blockheads. The decision upholds the Defense Under Master Blockhead Statute, reaffirming Americans’ status as reigning jackasses of the inexplicably most powerful country in the world. DUMBS defines a blockhead as an utterly foolish or… Read More Supreme Court Rules that Americans are “Idiots”