Chinese Massacre: What if white Americans still treated Chinese immigrants like shit? Vickland: a modern-day vision of America if Michael Vick was still allowed to run a dogfighting ring Drumpf: Donald Trump is raised in a loving environment and is a good boy who never becomes president Well Actually: The Internet© is still restricted to government… Read More Future HBO Shows
With all the craziness in the world, I’ve strangely found some much-needed enjoyment in writing parody songs — something that I used to dabble in more frequently. And I was inspired to write this one based on the original material (a man getting married for seemingly terrible reasons) and how that relationship would pan out… Read More Shouldn’t Have Been Married (in the style of “Let’s Get Married” by Jagged Edge)
Babadook Babadook Oh Baba Baba Baba Babadook Babadook Oh Baba Baba Baba Babadook Babadook Oh Baba Baba Baba Babadook *Dooooook*(2x) Call my baby Babadook Tell you best ‘Cause he’s more assured than Kanye West And when he shimmies across the ceiling Then I’ve got that tingly feeling I call him Babadook Babadook Oh Baba… Read More “Babadook” (to the tune of “Lollipop” by Chordettes)
Last week was another one for the history books (should there be books in our future), what with Trump’s travel ban rankling the feathers of the country’s immigrants, refugees, and sane people. Protests broke out in airports nationwide, and many more took to the internet to complain.… Read More “What am I supposed to do?!?” Do SOMETHING.
Saying they have a black friend Dogs Cats Pet rescuing Cauliflower Brussel Sprouts Riced vegetables Trader Joe’s Whole Foods Poke Touching black people’s hair Mission-based activities Upward mobility Netflix Cable prestige television Storytelling Storytelling podcasts True crime as entertainment Black music Complaining about rap music misogyny The ability to say the n-word Ride-sharing services Brunch… Read More LIST: Things Liberals Value More Than Black Lives
Marc Cenedella, founder of job-seeking website The Ladders, loves sending target emails every Monday. And every Monday is usually a gift of thirstiness that only a middle-aged man can provide when trying to be hip. Dude, I just met you. Are you outside of their window? Is there a restraining order? “A favor?” I barely… Read More Marc Cenedella is Thirsty