BEST PICTURE — “Gotti” ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE — The one woman in “Gotti” ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE — Stacy Keach, “Gotti” FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM — “La Pelicula de Gotti” DOCUMENTARY (SHORT) — The behind-the-scenes interviews of “Gotti” DOCUMENTARY FEATURE — “Gotti: From the Bronx to the Big Screen” ORIGINAL SONG — “Bada… Read More Oscars 2019 Predictions!
With news that the “Straight Outta Compton” movie biopic of N.W.A. made more than $60 million last weekend (Aug. 14-16), thoughts (the need for greed) naturally turned to a sequel. With rumors buzzing about a follow-up focusing on rappers Snoop Dogg and Tupac Shakur (“Straight Outta Compton: Age of Dogg Pound”?), how else can Universal Pictures… Read More The Straight Outta Compton Cinematic Universe
Because Fantastic Four is flaming out (GET IT?) of theaters in fantastic (AH?) fashion, Miles Teller’s dick-baggin’ nature is making the rounds, and this piece was another McSweeney’s reject, have fun with this! A (Al Pacino) Ad (Adam Sandler) Al (Alison Brie) Am (Amy Poehler) Be (Ben Affleck) Bi (Bill Hader) Br (Bryce Dallas-Howard) Cat… Read More Miles Teller’s Nicknames for Actors
With 2015 already burying people in snow and bad movies with singular titles (“Mortdecai”), “District 9” and “Elysium” director Neil Blomkamp served critics up a fat softball over the plate with the easily pun-worthy movie “Chappie”. Already, movie writers and critical wannabes are teeing off on the title but they need to step their game up. Observe: “Chappie”?… Read More 10 Suggested “Chappie” Review Headlines
With the baffling news recently that a new “Alvin and the Chipmunks” movie, “Alvin and the Chipmunks: Road Chip”, the pun-tastic film series managed to outdo itself in the most baffling, lazy way possible. (“Road Chip”? C’mon.) It’s hard to top subtitles like “The Squeakquel” and “Chipwrecked” in sheer carelessness, but I expected more. I… Read More 16 Titles for Alvin and the Chipmunks Sequels
T4KEN ON ISIS – Liam Neeson singlehandedly beheads the Islamic State. Special appearances from President Barack Obama and Prime Minister David Cameron. TAK5N IT 2 TH3 STR33TS – Liam Neeson singlehandedly helps a dance crew save a rec center from a murderous billionaire. Costarring Adolfo “Shabba-Doo” Quinones and Michael “Boogaloo Shrimp” Chambers as the wizened street dancers, and… Read More TAKEN Sequels!
Previously on Genial Black Man Goes to Spencer’s Gifts: Good lord, I wish I knew. I wish I knew what was in that needle. Oh: someone that would buy this. (For LAFFS?) What would become of a human race that shows their humor in crass plastic toys and their aggression in poorly-worded clothing? And will… Read More Genial Black Man Goes to Spencer’s Gifts 4: Live Free Or Shit Hard (NSFW)
Pretend to be a fictional wizard while marinating in filth and loneliness!
THE INTERNET–Millions of uninspired internet users took to social media Thursday to comment on the news that actor/director Ben Affleck was cast as Batman in the sequel to the superhero movie Man of Steel. The tiresome troglodytes hammered out repetitious attempts at humor–most likely with their knuckles–in an effort to prove once more that idiots… Read More BREAKING: Millions Make Mundane Ben Affleck Jokes
If you have any sort of social circle, you’ve probably heard some variation of the titular question screech incredulously from someone’s dumb lips, dumbfounded by the fact that you haven’t experienced the same media they have. And it annoys me anytime someone says it to me or within my vicinity. Pop culture is filled with… Read More “You Haven’t Seen/Heard/Read/Played [BLANK]?!”
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