Chinese Massacre: What if white Americans still treated Chinese immigrants like shit? Vickland: a modern-day vision of America if Michael Vick was still allowed to run a dogfighting ring Drumpf: Donald Trump is raised in a loving environment and is a good boy who never becomes president Well Actually: The Internet© is still restricted to government… Read More Future HBO Shows
With all the craziness in the world, I’ve strangely found some much-needed enjoyment in writing parody songs — something that I used to dabble in more frequently. And I was inspired to write this one based on the original material (a man getting married for seemingly terrible reasons) and how that relationship would pan out… Read More Shouldn’t Have Been Married (in the style of “Let’s Get Married” by Jagged Edge)
Babadook Babadook Oh Baba Baba Baba Babadook Babadook Oh Baba Baba Baba Babadook Babadook Oh Baba Baba Baba Babadook *Dooooook*(2x) Call my baby Babadook Tell you best ‘Cause he’s more assured than Kanye West And when he shimmies across the ceiling Then I’ve got that tingly feeling I call him Babadook Babadook Oh Baba… Read More “Babadook” (to the tune of “Lollipop” by Chordettes)
Death A plate of ribs from Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar and Grill The comedy stylings of Mike Huckabee The Shit Demon from “Dogma” Billy Bob, the Showbiz Pizza bear Chthulu Carlos Mencia The General Lee car from “Dukes of Hazzard” The bones of Al Jolson Kendall Jenner
While walking back from the local laundromat in my San Francisco neighborhood this morning, I ran across an elderly white woman and her two (unleashed) dogs. (Please, please leash your dogs, people.) Said lady was oblivious to the world — including me and her dogs — as I passed by. But heading in the opposite direction… Read More Here’s Why This Black Person is Pissed
Last week was another one for the history books (should there be books in our future), what with Trump’s travel ban rankling the feathers of the country’s immigrants, refugees, and sane people. Protests broke out in airports nationwide, and many more took to the internet to complain.… Read More “What am I supposed to do?!?” Do SOMETHING.
This past Martin Luther King Jr. Day, the eve of the “National Day of Patriotic Devotion” (i.e., the Beginning of the End), I went on a hike in Lands End in San Francisco. I wanted to get back into nature, as I had not been on a hike in the 2 years I’ve lived in… Read More What Am I Supposed To Do?!?