Our profile of a horse puncher in Rock Ridge elicited significant criticism from readers. Our henchman Mongo Sr. weighs in.… Read More Readers Accuse Us of Normalizing a Horse Puncher; We Double Down
It’s the trend that ignorant white people are on fleek with, and they’re NOT YAAAAAS KWEEN-ing about it: being called racist. As social media has given a voice to the voiceless (people of color), said voices are regularly crowing about white people’s many societal missteps. And white people, sometimes known as “wypipo” when engaging in… Read More Don’t Want to be Called ‘Racist’?
(Former?) NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick’s silent protest of police brutality, done during the national anthem before games last season by sitting on one knee instead of standing, immediately sent shockwaves through bigoted America. This past month, as more black athletes in the NFL and NBA protested in solidarity, bigoted America, led by bigot-in-chief Donald Trump,… Read More Alternatives for Fans Who Just Wanna Watch Football
Dick pic enhancer Cracked iPhone screen Emojis that garner the respect of your elders Photos app component that limits baby pic posts to social media Spellcheck option that changes racist statements to “Let’s leave identity politics out of this.” AirPods cleaner AirPods Next-gen Siri that gently whispers “It’s all going to be okay” in times… Read More Features Cut From iPhone 8/8 Plus
Re-enacting the 1968 Olympics Black Power salute (by Tommie Smith and John Carlos) at Wal-Mart Photoshopping herself into the episode of “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” (in blackface, naturally) where Will’s deadbeat dad (played by Ben Vereen) comes back Rolling out a wagon of fake fat at SoulCycle Casually watching the “Roots” miniseries at a Best… Read More Future Ways Taylor Swift Will Co-Opt Black Culture
Got a bone to pick, an itch to scratch, or an acre to wise? Create a petition! Some wiseacre, “Darnell Watkins,” used Change.org to solicit signatures to get a statue of Donald J. Trump, the second President of the Confederate States of America, to be created. And “Darnell Watkins,” dashing rogue with indelible wit and… Read More Let’s Build a Statue of Confederate President Trump!