Features Cut From iPhone 8/8 Plus

Dick pic enhancer Cracked iPhone screen Emojis that garner the respect of your elders Photos app component that limits baby pic posts to social media Spellcheck option that changes racist statements to “Let’s leave identity politics out of this.” AirPods cleaner AirPods Next-gen Siri that gently whispers “It’s all going to be okay” in times… Read More Features Cut From iPhone 8/8 Plus

Things Found in Golden Corral’s Chocolate Waterfall

Strawberries Knuckle hair Fried chicken drumsticks Ed Hardy sunglasses Band-aid with disturbing growth Ink pen with bathing suit girl that turns nude Lasagna Wedding ring with inscription “May the Force be with you” Loose change iPhone leaving Foursquare post about being Mayor of Golden Corral’s Chocolate Waterfall in Bolingbrook, Illinois Green Lantern power rings of… Read More Things Found in Golden Corral’s Chocolate Waterfall